So here's the thing. I like vegetables. I really do. But I am finicky. I'm an adult now and I'm supposed to like all foods and can eat them without wrinkling my nose or looking askance at certain vegetables.
I can act my way out of it; pretend my tastes buds aren't revolting against the revolting food. But still. I'm an adult right? Shouldn't it be my right to dislike certain foods?
Take Broccoli. I want to like Broccoli. But there's something...I feel like I'm eating a bush. The florets have a weird texture that makes me think I'm eating tiny bubbles of insect flesh. And the stalks...well, I feel like I'm eating stringy stalks. And there's a weird smell. I don't like how Broccoli smells, especially when it's been steamed.
Cauliflower is clearly Broccoli that has turned into a zombie. At beast, they look like albino brains. Save me from the mutant Broccoli!
Hey, Attack of the Zombie Vegetables! It could be the next horror/comic franchise. I'm sure Christian Bale is available.
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